a beginning

hot slice in my hand no cutlery

phantomdoodler:

"what would you do if you won the lottery?"

image

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babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

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pajamaben:

"Hey son catch!" 2 footballs are in the air…4 footballs…8…16…32…64…the sky is dark with footballs and your father is gone

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bogusjake:

you know what i want?? a representation of the seven deadly sins where for once lust isnt the only woman and is instead a horny friendzone dudebro

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Dr. Seuss

This changed me

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(Source: lsd-soaked-tampon, via qothqueen)

You have to be odd to be number one.
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